"I'm a sassy specter, a grumpy ghost, and an apparition with attitude. Yeah, you'd be too if you couldn't eat no food. I can't eat nothin', cuz' it literally goes right through me. So if you've got somethin' smart to say, sock it to me. But I gotta deal with all this ectoplasmic goo. If you're alive and complainin' all I'll say is 'BOO-hoo!'"
-Sincerely, Felisha Jackson
A.K.A. Pouty Poltergeist